Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

mcdonalds phlegm

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')

trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm

by brewlio May 11, 2007

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014

cunt-phlegm

The liquid produced by a womans vagina

She worked her vagina with the vibrator till it was covered in cunt-phlegm

by Masterofthecuntstick July 13, 2012