Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

Phalangina

The act of being fingered.
Phalange+Vagina=PUSSY PUNCH

OMG, last night during foreplay he phalanginaed me so hard I had to take some advil and sit on an ice pack. Obviously I didn't go back for the big fuck.

by Reetzy January 21, 2011

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

Phlange Factory

A woman's lady garden.....

I just love to jeb her phlange factory....

Errr, look at her hairy phlange factory

Her phlange factory smells like rotten fish!

Her phlange factory is SO big, there's a family of Mexicans living in it!

by Dee.Dee April 12, 2010

Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.

"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"

by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018

phalangedick

someone who can move their dick like a finger

“ woah luke’s got such a phalangedick he can move it himself”

by jsav1283 August 13, 2023

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024