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Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...
by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017
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POTUS

(noun) A word that sounds really dirty but isn't.
Son: Clinton was a real POTUS.
Mother: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Son: It's an abbreviation kind of like NASA.
Mother. Oh. Well, don't let grandma hear you say it.
by Whore of Babylon September 27, 2005
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Petushka is a Russian folk puppet character from back in the 17th century. Petushkas were either marionettes, or handiwork puppets. Traditionally the Petushka was a kind of a court jester adorned in a red dress, red kercheif, and often a comical long nose.
Frank Zappa played a Petushka
Traditional Petuskis are hilarious
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petussy

"Damn, I wanna slam that petussy. Too bad Family Guy is just a cartoon."
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George W. Bush is a POS POTUS
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George W. Bush is the POTUS.
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Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.
The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it
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