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penetration pal

A far less aggressive term for "fuck buddy." PG and silly way to describe a sex friend. Plus, alitteration is awesome.
I'm feeling so horny, I'm going to text my penetration pal!
by SicoliComedy February 8, 2017
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Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.
Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick
by mjdy November 28, 2017
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Penetration Proclamation

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.
Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!
by goldenmario52 June 11, 2018
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penetration sweat

The sweat generated from sticking a dick into any orifice of the body.
Man, Molly, you are covered in penetration sweat from my hard cock going into your tight ass!
by Toy-PlasticRealArseDildoFucker December 25, 2012
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A station were bitches get fuck brutally and then realize that there life is over and they wish they had a BBC in there butt instead of this small Indian one
penetration sensation station is when someone gets brutally pounded
by Flip shart July 10, 2016
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Penetration Evaluation

A method where one conducts thourough analysis to assess whether a specific individual of the opposite sex is considered to be worthy to penetrate - or be penetrated by.
Yoo fam, I would finna smash her/him!
I'm not sure mate, I will have to conduct a Penetration Evaluation.
by Keesie-Oilcorner January 2, 2020
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