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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder

A mental condition triggered by events or activities that mirror traumatic memories of the Covid-19 pandemic.
She panics and leaves the room as fast as she can if someone coughs. She has PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
He doesn’t like to be alone in his apartment. He suffers from PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
by FreshWords April 14, 2021
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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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Roblox PTSD

Person 1: I have ptsd
Person 2: Is it roblox PTSD? that's a pretty big thing currently

Person 3: No way you guys have it too? I thought I was the only one! I got my roblox ptsd from The streets
by Not_Cy August 19, 2019
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marching band ptsd

The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.
The marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.
by YEETHAN July 25, 2017
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PTSDMS

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Menstrual Syndrome. I.e., REALLY bad PMS.
My ex-wife's PMS was so bad it was like PTSDMS.
by rickbrunernyc July 1, 2011
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PTSD

i got ptsd ya fuck niggas
by zekewrldq March 27, 2021
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