PTSD'ED

The verb form of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) which defines a temporary lapse of insanity. Often a term used in military circles.

"Did you hear about Jacob? He PTSD'ED Dave's ass"
"Did you hear about Jacob's arm? I hear he wen't PTSD on a window".

by PinkSlippers December 31, 2012

patsuts

From Hebrew

It means someone who is high

Person to high friend: "dude are you patsuts?"

High friend: "haha yeah"

by White jackdaw August 25, 2018

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.

Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

by Millennial X May 6, 2019

PTSD

potential to stack dough

My doctor prescribed me with PTSD. I guess i got mad potential to stack dough 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

by eman_a June 3, 2019

Call of duty PTSD

A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.

John: Hey Tom you look tired today!

Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams

John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter

by helios655 May 5, 2010

PTSD

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Flippy from Happy Tree Friends has the most severe case of PTSD I've ever seen

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007