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Page County High

Page County High School is a public secondary school located in Shenandoah, VA. The school mascot is the Panther, which is ironic considering the color. This school does not have much diversity.

Reading and writing are not the focus of this educational facility. Chemistry and sports seem to catch the attention of most students for they find these skills will help in the production of their Crystal Meth, growing of weed, and running from the law.

Of course not all students have the same interest and there is a wide verity in the types of students. From stuck up jocks, cheerleaders, nerds, whores, and people who act like they are better than everyone else. All are welcome at Page County High!
She does an amazing job as long as she has spell check.

Oh, so is she a Page County High School graduate?
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Jimmy Page

Don't even attempt to define Jimmy Page. That individual is far too divine for definition.
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Page side-rage side

A reference to the American rock band Phish. Page McConnell, the band's pianist, is positioned stage right during live performances. Fans seated in the audience stage right are said to be "Page side" and the high energy and guaranteed fun of enjoying a Phish show from Page side gave way to the now common phrase "Page side-rage side," where "rage" is synonymous with "party."
"The mail order tickets I got are behind the stage, but I'm definitely moving to Page side-rage side by the second set."
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Paetra

A Paetra is a kind person. She can have a temper, so don't get on her bad side. But if you do happen to be a friend. you are a pretty lucky person. She is accepting, beutiful, smart and hilarious. She probably has red or dark hair. She doesn't see herself as amazing, even though she is. She is pretty and intelligant, but won't admit it. She is a special person you will never find a duplicate of.
person 1- "I wish I had a best friend"
person 2- "find yourself a Paetra. You will never be dissapointed."
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John Fitzgerald Page

The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John"

On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
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page 69

the page on which a penis drawing is always present in a school textbook
my spanish book. Why is mickey mouse masterbating on page 69?
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John Fitzgerald Page

voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com.
I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.
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