P.M.S

1. premenstrual syndrome-PMS A varied group of physical and psychological symptoms, including abdominal bloating, breast tenderness, headache, fatigue, irritability, anxiety, and depression, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of menstruation and cease shortly after menses begins.
2. a school in canada (Pitt Meadow School..seriously it does REALLY exist!)
3. a natural situation when a girl have their period and they become bitchy and become sharp (same as #1 but alittle different)

"o man...she is PMS-ing 24/7!!!!!"
"i can't stop PMS-ing!!Ahhhh~"
"i go to P.M.S"
"go P.M.S! you guys are so gonna win this basketball game!"

by cant_be_perfect October 9, 2003

P.M. Pussy

A woman who's man only calls after 10 pm asking if he can come over. A p.m. pussy will never get a call from her "man" in the A.M. or the early evening or the afternoon-- the phone only rings around 1O p.m. or 11 p.m. or midnight-- when nothing more might be going on. Kind of like a booty call, but booty calls sometimes take place in the daytime and can be synonymous with a quickie. Some men aren't embarrassed by their booty call chick. This is not so with the p.m. pussy. She is only getting called this late for sex because no MAN wants to be seen with her at ALL in public and keeps the "relatioship" relegated to the bedroom or indoors.

Josasha: Boniqua, I don't know what to do. My man only calls me after I've done put in my curlers and gotten ready for bed. Sometimes I find myself going to bed later and later just so I can at least look decent and presentable when he does come over.

Boniqua: First of all, girl, he ain't your man. He is just using you for pussy--

Josasha: You mean like a booty call?

Boniqua: Um, no. More like p.m. pussy. He ain't getting any from the girl he wants but he needs SOME so he gets it from you. He just don't want his boys knowing he gets it from you. When he's over at your place, girl, his boys probably thinks he's at home sleeping. SORRY GIRL.

by Mimmy wants to be a mumsy December 20, 2008

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

P.I.M.P

This means you are the "BOSS"! You are runnin SHIT! You answer to no one and explain NOTHING!!!...Bow Down Bitches...oh and where the Fuck is my MONEY HO! XOXOXO <3

Kat P.I.M.P Williams P.I.M.P rebel Sir P.I.M.P Emenim P.I.M.P confident P.I.M.P Intelligent

IceP.I.M.P Cube Rachel "P.I.M.P" Maddox Stephen P.I.M.P Hawking

Martin P.I.M.P Luther King Jr. P.I.MP Einstein

Sir P.I.M.P Issac Newton

ghetto fabulous admirer of humans

by Slim Shady fuck you May 20, 2010

p.m.e.

Pre-mature ejaculation. When a guy shoots his load within 1 or 2 seconds of intercourse or sometimes while putting on his condom.

Girl #1: Andre with the 14 inch dick was getting ready to be all up in me and then BAM!.....p.m.e. city, geeerl.

Girl #2: No shizzle LaQueefah?

Girl #1: Mmm hmm.

Girl #2: Daaaamn!

by Jethro X December 8, 2005

P.I.M.P

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species

Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

by GANJAMAN March 5, 2005