N.A.P.W.I.S.S

Nitpicks

Are

Problems

When

I

Say

So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief

Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.

by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed.

S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!

Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.

by BraindeadConsumer69 January 10, 2022

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

M.A.P.

A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.

"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "

by yeeterino January 2, 2019

J.A.S.A.P.

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

by Caretts January 7, 2012

C.P.A.B.H.

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

by gdollar January 3, 2004

P&A

Abbreviation for passive aggressive. '&' is used to make the abbreviation sound natural when spoken but does not hold any true meaning. (pronounced PEE-EN-AY)

"Once there was this mean customer that came to my register, so I purposely charged all his items twice."

"OMG you are so like, P&A. You're going to get like, fired or something."

by vieve December 29, 2007