oxymoron

Anyone who falls for that late-night TV commercial for the goofy cleaning product, Oxy-Clean.

"Hi, Rufus and I just bought some cleaner sold by a huckster on television!"

by dickster March 13, 2003

oxymoron

A sequence of contradictory words

The posh bit of Leeds

by Zanthos April 13, 2005

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

Oxymoron

A sentence with two words going in the contradictory order for each other.

1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron

by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019

Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory words.

Oxymorons include
Asian-Italian
Cold Heat
Blind scout
Anything postive said with President Bush

by Fast Eddeh January 21, 2009

oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

Oxymoron

When two words just shouldn't go together at all.

Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."

by Ymous, A, Anon October 12, 2008