Lake Orion
A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
Guy 1: "Holy shit, that gal looks like a cheap ass prostitute with them bleachy ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"
Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"
Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"
Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"
Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!
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