Chillest dog I know. A top 10 chillest in my books imho #1 because he's sharp and funny which is unusual for super
chill people. Most
chill people are just very stoned and hosed up. Not this God among men. Clean as a whistle. Probably the sharpest
guy I know. Always right. About everything. He doesnt even FUCKING care that hes as sharp as a tack on
crack! I dont know how hes that
chill about it. Dude. DOES. NOT. get. phased!
Well liked among the guys. Too clean for his own good. Not a hoser. Also maybe this is obvious, its Orion, so very popular with the ladies but also a true gentleman about it. Gets hit on a lot. He doesnt ask for it at all. Its excessive. Women abuse his decency. But hes Orion. He takes it civilly. Treats women like everyone else. Very honest and trustworthy.
Amazing ability to keep a clear head too.
Huge respect for this dude. Thats my main takeaway. Orion deserves 100% respect. Has the honor of a Samurai. After all, its Orion we'
re talking about. The word is probably mediterranean for "commands respect". If it actually was I honestly wouldnt be surprised. More
people should be this EPIC of a
man. Great all around human being.
You win at life and you're a total gent about it what can I say more than that? You win Orion. Thats my highest award. You win this life. Maybe in the next
one Ill beat you at something. Or maybe not.
Id say you even beat God at his own game in this life. Impressive.
Went golfing. Went FULL Orion. Hole in ones every single
time. Exactly the same as last
time.
The only nation worth belonging to is an Orionation.
Forget LION-Hearted this guys ORION-Hearted. Which makes lion-hearted pale in comparison.
That
guy just Orioned his way through life. Literally went FULL ORION. Won at everything there is worth winning at. Doesnt even bother gloating. Probably gave the prize
money to an amazing but almost unknown charity and made his donation anonymous. That cool-as-ice
fuck I wouldn'
t put it past him. HOW IS THIS GOD AMONG MEN NOT GLOATING????
I'm a
humble man, I see a GOD among men and I have to ask: HOW THE
FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU ORIONEERING GOD?????!????
If there was an explosion - a real explosion - behind everyone - for real... ONLY Orion would NOT look back. He's THAT
FUCKING unphase-able.
Youd think Orion has a flaw somewhere. That hes a
hoser. A boozer. But hes not. He has no character flaws other than not being a hoser.
I'm so sorry to Orionate at this meeting but as much as I love all of you and you all know I do, you're all unfortunately completely wrong about your take on this but all is not lost and here's why. *Enlightens everyone.*
The bravery of this
man deserves a medal... for Orion-ravery.
There are mere winners, true winners, champions, world-champions, and then there are ORIONINNNERS and ORIONNNAMPIONS. So unless you're an ORIONAMPIAN, bye Felicia, you're just not everything you could be.
