Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.

Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!

by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022

Organist

A person that plays the organ and 99 percent of the time gay/ lesbian and are the most metaly inane people in the world

Well last night I met a organist and now my ass hurts and I'm debating everything I thought I knew

by SKYBOSS2768 July 21, 2019

Baroque Organist

A Musician who like to add several Ornaments to ever passage as often as he/she can. They tend to use techniques such as the hand shift and vertical toes if they are short enough. They tend not to like other organist who do not agree with them. They call others things like ignorant stupid close minded and other things directly to there face on online video streaming sights like youtube....

Baroque organist are totally awesome. What? No they are not! You are close minded and a blind ignorant fool

by That other random guy February 16, 2009

orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.

I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.

by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

Orphanite

A child or an adult who disowned their parents. The parents are, by the child or adult, no longer involved in their life.

Yeah, my parents were so much drama and trouble that I decided to become an orphanite.

by Orphanitenumber1 August 8, 2024

Orphanian

The emotional feeling experienced when epically rejected, abandoned or orphaned. Derived from being emotionally orphaned.

Dude1: I hear Belinda canceled on you for the Tupperware party on the weekend. How did you feel?
Dude2: Dude, the only way i can describe it is that I'm in a complete state of "orphanian".

by QQ-Koala September 23, 2010