orgonomics

The science of sexual position design for the purpose of minimizing fatigue and discomfort

If Sally had learned about orgonomics before she tried the wheelbarrow, Bert might have been able to plow her all night long

by jedediah smith February 28, 2009

Orgone Energy Accumulator

Wilhelm Reich's magical orgasm box. He was a sexual prophet who believed he invented a box that would allow sexual healing. It was a metal lined, wooden box, insulated with steel wool and large enough to hold a man. It collected orgone energy and if you entered it you would have better orgasms.

Many mid 20th century celebrities were devotees.

William S. Burroughs entered the Orgone Energy Accumulator and orgasmed without touching himself. "Look Ma, no hands!"

by art casualty April 14, 2023

Orgonin

A fictional character from the Indie game Legend of Org, voiced by the creator Terra Greatness

Damn, Orgonin got a good voice

by Terra Greatness June 17, 2023

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Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

Crow or Go

You have two options:

1) Chug the Old Crow
2) Get the fuck out

Fucktwat: Oh hey, I think I'm just going to sit her and babysit this old crow
Bro: Crow or Go, pussy-lips
*Fucktwat then chugs the crow and becomes a bro*

by Crow or Go December 2, 2010

go hard or go home

When you lose an erection before your sexual partner is pleasured. If you can't get an erection "hard" you should return to your dwellings.

"Im not even wet yet you can go hard or go home"

by captaincockring February 14, 2012

Go hard or go home

Commonly confused with the expression “go big or go home” by people who don’t know what they’re doing, this phrase actually refers to a reminder from a dude bro that if another dude bro cannot get an erection, he may as well just go home.

Jim Bob: Yo my dude! That girl totally just asked me for a one night stand!
Bruce: Remember to go hard or go home man!

by B*chplz January 28, 2018