Option B

It's short for secure additional funding. Option B is to secure additional funding.

I need my car fixed but I really don't have the money for it rn. Welp, time for option b.

by I do carloans August 3, 2019

Option Three

"Option Three" is the option to overthrow the government through armed revolution.

Popularized by the Twitter Hashtag #OptionThree created after the January 6, 2021 occupation of the U.S. Capitol building.

When the government executes an unarmed woman in the Capitol, the only choice left is Option Three.

by Janus of Rome January 11, 2021

Option Syndrome

When someone settles because they know a very limited number of attractive individuals of the opposite gender. So they tolerate someone that is completely incompatible with their personality.

Stop tolerating her because you have option syndrome. There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop trying to force it.

by vicorite February 17, 2022

Option 2

Two or more people watching pornography or sex

Yo man let’s watch some option 2

by Reqierd711 June 24, 2024

option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)

Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl

by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025

Option C

Cocaine

i just ripped so much option C i don’t even know my middle name bro

by yo.its.furk February 8, 2026

Option Six

When a group of overpaid adults spend 45 minutes white-boarding five increasingly unhinged solutions to a simple problem — complete with microservices, event queues, and at least one person drawing arrows that connect to nothing — and then someone joins the call late, skims the last 30 seconds of chat, and goes "wait, why don't we just…"

That's Option 6. It wasn't on the board. It required no suffering to discover. It works.

Usage notes:

Always delivered by someone who missed the entire descent into madness
Causes instant relief and a faint, inexplicable shame
Meeting ends within 4 minutes of Option 6 being named
The person who suggested Options 1–5 will not make eye contact

43 minutes of architecture
"Okay so Option 3 needs a new Lambda, Option 4 requires buy-in from Platform, and Option 5 might violate GDPR—"
someone joins
"Hey sorry, back-to-back meetings. What are we solving?"
30 second summary later
"Oh. what about option six - just change the config?"
silence

by aerialdracula March 19, 2026