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Opposite penis syndrome

a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.
-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!
by stupidjeriactrictfuck February 18, 2011
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Opposite of the Holocaust

Used to Describe something Amazing.
"Hey how were Katie Holmes' Tits?"
"You know the holocaust? Picture the Exact opposite of the holocaust"
by MDassassin April 25, 2007
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Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.
Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!
by i know cool things November 5, 2011
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Not Opposite Day

See opposite day.

1. A term used to describe that it is, in fact, opposite day which can only be used on opposite day. The

"not" is usually over-emphasized, and the term usually follows a wink, nudge or other non-verbal que that the speaker means the opposite.
The rational behind this use of the term is that if it is Opposite Day, then the correct way of proclaiming that it's Opposite Day, is by actually proclaiming how it isn't Opposite Day.
This is the most commonly used form of the phrase.

2. A term that is used to genuinely describe how it is not opposite day. This use of the phrase is usually used by those that do not plan on partaking in Opposite Day, and therefor will mention that it's actually "not Opposite Day" when people say it is (or on Opposite Day, isn't). This usually does not work, as the pro-Opposite Day party acts as if the other party is in cahoots with them, not shutting them down.
1. "Guess what today ISN'T. Today is NOT Opposite Day!" *wink* *nudge*

2. "Stop saying that it's opposite day, because it's not Opposite Day." ... "That's not what I meant, I'm not agreeing with you in Opposite language, I'm trying to tell you that it isn't opposite day!" ... "UGH!"
by ItsGordie February 26, 2010
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Opposite Angle

A weird feeling when a girl is doing what a guy is supposed to do.
She gave me an opposite angle when she asked me out.
by Alans35 August 4, 2016
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oppositeville

An actual village in the fourth dimension where the opposite is true.
I really love my job. If I lived in Oppositeville.
by Chief Father August 4, 2016
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opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.
by pickle penis February 26, 2019
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