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Guelph pronounced "Goowelff". The leading Canadian city for producing granola type same sex couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. Mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960's. Guelph also has a large Asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. When they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to "stick you". Whatever the fuck that means.
by Colon the 3rd October 11, 2013
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Get the London, Ontario mug.when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.
We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill
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Get the Ontario Mobster mug.The largest province in Canada by population and the the second largest by size. Located west of Quebec, east of Manitoba, and north of New York State, Michigan, and Minnesota. Ontario is the economic engine of Canada and home to Canada's largest city, Toronto. Other large cities include Ottawa (the national capital), Hamilton, London, Kitchener-Waterloo, and Windsor.
Ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.
Most people from other parts of Canada think Ontarians are arrogant wankers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a blow job. However, most of these criticisms come from people with small penises and no balls.
Ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.
Most people from other parts of Canada think Ontarians are arrogant wankers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a blow job. However, most of these criticisms come from people with small penises and no balls.
Ontario is the most important province in Canada.
I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.
I hate people from Ontario because I'm a right-wing, red-neck freak from Alberta.
I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.
I hate people from Ontario because I'm a right-wing, red-neck freak from Alberta.
by stewie February 7, 2005
Get the Ontario mug.Often referred to as MoFo or Mount Fuktoyaktuk, Mount Forest Ontario is a small town of about 5500 people that proclaims to be "HIGH, HAPPY and HEALTHY". Upon entering the south side of town on Highway 6, one will see the tower bearing these words.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.
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