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Remember all those whores you went to high school with?
They graduated, and cant find work with their worthless art degrees. You can see their nudes/home made porn vids for a set monthly supscription price.
PERSON A: "Holy shit, Vanessa is driving a Bentley Bentayga these days, i thought she was having trouble finding work after school"
PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"
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