one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

one-handed site

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.

Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"

by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012

One Handed Skyrim

The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.

Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.

by Chauncy P January 12, 2012

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005