In one eye and out the other

Failure to comprehend what you are reading because you are distracted or not focused.

I don't know why I am even trying to read this book - I can't focus with all this noise. Its just going in one eye and out the other!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

ol' one eye

The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.

My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye.

by Trog_Dor_the_Burninator December 10, 2003