Spasm on the spot

Spam on the spot is a commonly used phrase to describe so idiotic children who attemp to cook 'edible' food in a class room.

Ema: Hey Grace, Molly, we've got technologyyyy...
Keira: What are we baking?..
Grace: Pasta bake with white sauce ;))
Molly: shut up grace
Keira: oh god we're gonna make a real spasm on the spot

by SnowieGal11 December 1, 2017

Johnny on the Spot

A portable toilet, or commode.

Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!

by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008

Rotchy on the Spot

A person who designates a row of parking spots as his own, so in order to park your car you have to pay his a small fee so he can "watch after it to make sure no one messes with it"; when in actually if you don't pay him anything, he himself will F with your car.

I was in a hurry to get to the bars and just when I find a place to park... fuckin' Rotchy on the Spot comes out of nowhere!!!!

by Ratcheed Wallace July 30, 2004

AT Johnny on the Spot

After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.

Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun

by Mark2015 October 9, 2021

johnny on the spot

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.

I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.

by "Jim Douche"/Erik Higbie August 19, 2009

Johnny On The Spot

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!

by Refinnej September 2, 2005

on the spot

To be forced into making a difficult decision or answer a difficult question

She put me "on the spot" by asking for a ride for a friend. That bitch!

by Monchie~ May 6, 2021