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Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

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#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Sittin' on Ready 

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.

Too On/Too Ready 

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.
Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!
Too On/Too Ready by KEENEST July 22, 2016

left on the reads 

to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.
Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.
left on the reads by pettygirl123 February 27, 2017

Ready lights on 

Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.
I didn't think it was cold out today, but that chick has her ready lights on.
Ready lights on by Craig56 April 26, 2007

if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock 

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.
Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock