Jag

1. To screw up
2. A situation that has been screwed up

1. Oh man, I jagged so hard on that test!
2. Our attempt to organize a frisbee game was such a jag...nobody came.

by arianasp1989 July 22, 2006

Jag

somebody younger than you that you can go to for advice, trust, or just company. Age doesn't define wisdom. Age is only a restriction if you let it be and a jag is someone who is willing to always help people.

I wasn't having a good day so I went to my friend Ethan; he's such a jag.

by Vedo December 8, 2013

Jag

Hangover- to get a “jag” on.

I’ve got a bit of a jag on, too much wine last night!

by No Ka Oi December 22, 2018

Jag

1.- an irreplaceable word to describe mind-fucking-blowing radical awesomeness.

2.- a human property that measures and emanates awesomeness

Guy 1: Bitch, them kickers you has are Jag!
Guy 2: No man, you is Jag!

Jason: Happy birthday dude!
Karl: Man I saw Kevin's mom's pink taco
Jason: Oh man, that's fucking Jag!

Guy 1: Cindy is going to be a tough one
Guy 2: Bro, she won't be able to handle all my sweet-loving Jag!
Guy 1: Man I also saw Kevin's mom's pink taco
Guy 2: JAG!

by goodolewombat April 22, 2013

Jagged

Really lame or gay. Could be a situation you're in. Word originates from looking at the bottom of a reebok shoe seeing a jagged sole- this is seen as very homosexual.

John: I really wanna do something today and get out of school...
Marcus: yeah man i agree this school has been so jagged recently.

Example 2

Bob: That girl over there is so hot, you reckon i should go in for it?
Dave: Yeah shes hot but i spoke to her earlier and she was well jagged, i reckon shes a proper nerd.

by therealurbandictionary July 18, 2009

Jag

jaguar - car

look at that jag, its the shit

by apoc November 6, 2003

jagged

(pronounced as the past tense of jag, not jag-ged)
Past the point of drunkenness; inhebriated.

Ho brah I was soooo jagged last night!

by iriesyren May 10, 2005