ormiston denes academy

The worst school you will ever see in your fucking life. You cant find a room that DOESNT have a drug dealing murderer who somehow still roams about. Food is so fucking overpriced too, mate im not paying a quid for a dry bit of bread. Did I mention its in Lowestoft?

Guy 1: Ok, but wheres your child going when she's older?
Guy 2: Anywhere but Ormiston Denes Academy! Their vice principle rapes little girls!!!!
Guy 1: Goddamn right.

by JensenLee May 20, 2022

Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.

Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school

by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023

Olmism

the act of discriminating against either olms or an individual who believed in the olm power by using olming or olm adjacent words

Dear Mr Pringle
your establishment is olmist due to the rule on page 4 article 69 of the rulebook where it states
'Any mention of the word olming in text or voice channels will not be permitted and could lead to time outs or a temporary ban.'
this shows your blatant olmism, good day sir!

by biggest best boy (unholy) December 30, 2023

omistat

A fearless dog. Potentially has a nub instead of a tail. This is a dog that equates to "all bark, no bite". Makes up in love for what it lacks in courage. Watch out for how this dog might treat stuffed toys/belongings. Common name "Omi"

That dog omistat sure likes to throw up... We might have to call him "Vomistat"!!!

by islye9 November 27, 2024

Samantha Ormiston

the most wonderful and beautiful woman alive.

shes taken tho so get someone else.

OMG Samantha Ormiston is finally going to change her last name! I think she settled though, her boyfriend is not at her level.

by rednax69 July 18, 2025