older woman

A woman over the age of 40.

older woman,grandma, aunt, uncle, great grandparents

by holailikecheesedoyou October 20, 2009

Older than the Internet

Any internet meme or phenomenon which was both popular enough and has been around long enough that a random sampling of the Internet population would likely produce a majority of individuals who have already heard about it and moved on. Even though the subject of the meme may indeed be older than the inception of the World Wide Web, the phrase always refers to the meme itself.

The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.

The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.

Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"

Guy #1: "all your base are belong to us!"
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."

n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."

PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."

by GreyWyvern January 11, 2010

olgerumpavunska

a pig with no legs

Look at that olgerumpavunska

by Eli Kleinhans September 16, 2003

Olbermann

1. Obama supporting, Hillary/McCain bashing, talking head on MSNBC. Also spends time bashing Bill O'reilly. He frequently makes fun of O'reilly's fat head. It's incredibly funny that Keith now has a head of equal proportion.

2. To bash Hillary Clinton for 20 minutes, bash John McCain as old and stupid for 15, tell 1 minute goofy stories that were once the a corner stone of Countdown, 5 minutes railing on random Republicans and Foxnews. About ten minutes is taken from the Hillary or McCain bashing three times a week to either praise his Jesus Barack Obama or talk about American Idol which he claims to hate but loves to talk about.

Olbermann is said to be the new Edward R. Murrow. I had no idea Murrow was a douche bag.

Olbermann is talking down to his viewers. He speaks like they are mindless idiots. The way he over explains in condescending tones you'd think no one ever heard of his current subject matter that has been on every TV and the front of every Newspaper in the country.

Did Olbermann say this is story 5 or 3? He's been on story number 5 for 25 minutes. This Hillary/McCain bashing Obama Praising heap of shit just flows together.

by Said to be the new [Edward R. Murrow]. May 25, 2008

olvera

one of the coolest last names anybody can have
usually the person is very sexy and is very good in bed

man, did u c that dude last night? he definantly an olvera decendant

by coolguy618 April 2, 2009

Beer Oger

A big fuckin fat ass bitch lingering in the background of a party, who nobody knows and nobody likes, who thinks shes the shit, so she feel as if she can drink all the keg with out throughing down, thus making her a beer oger.

Also a sibiling of Shrek.

look at that girl over there standing by the keg, who is she...she must be a beer oger.

by students@nau November 4, 2009

Osgerby

An Osgerby tends to be an amazing, beautiful person, especially if they happen to be female, a female Osgerby is definitively the most stupendously magnificent person that you'll ever encounter, tend to be equipped with luscious brown hair and gorgeous brown coloured eyes, rarely disappoints both as a great friend or in the bedroom, and an incredible personality to match.

'wow, that girl is amazing! and so beautiful!'

'yeah, she has to be an Osgerby'

by SuperFletch January 21, 2012