Oldham Kebab

Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.

He was just an Oldham Kebab in the middle of a good night.

by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025

Alexander Oldham

Name, and English name after the town of oldham. Means Fat-fuck.

Hey looks it’s an Alexander oldham!

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Oldham-Huey

A pair of the ugly ass ogre moms.

Yo bro its Oldham-Huey duo!

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.

“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”

by El Slobo June 24, 2022