Olson

Extremely fat, yet still manages to be superficial and critical when it comes to the appearance of others.

"Hey, look at that fat chick!!"- Olson
"Yeah... Lose a hundred pounds or so, and then we'll talk about who's fat, ok?"- normal kid

by lovemetender49 April 15, 2011

Olsonerist

Someone who is extremely obese, stubborn. Has no sex life and has a common practice with inpregnating goats.

David constantly flirts with blow up sheep, he must be some kind of Olsonerist.

by Adam Marshall April 7, 2003

Olsoning

To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.

"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."

by theLoneRanger March 13, 2015

luke olson

an f boy who will ask for nudes even from his grandma and won’t stop till he gets him, he acts nice like he wants to get to know you. everyone secretly hates him, never trust a luke olson.

luke olson:hey sexy
me:fuck you

by jekdkskmsmsme February 24, 2019

siri olson

girl with mad softball skills

\"going going gone. there\'s another one for siri\"

by father jiles pope April 26, 2005

The olson

When you get a fat red head named Walayla to suck your dick in a trailblazer in front of Beavers store.

Landon olson doin the olson to walayla

by Yee Bo 233 December 10, 2010

olivia olson

pretty lady who voices marceline in adventure time and vanessa doofenshmirtz in phineas and ferb. she is a badass and cute <3

"woah man olivia olson is so cool, she has marceline's axe bass as a tattoo"
"yeah dude she's the best"

by hair salon December 10, 2020