When ur boutta go out to a diddy func and u need to look good for the lil shyts so u beat ur face w a pound of makeup that only looks good in 1% lighting and looks like Helen Keller wrote her “book” in braille in natural lighting.
Anna: “yo i flowkirkenuinely need to start oiling up for the frat party”
Mackenzie: “same, how many bottles of foundation u need?”
Mackenzie: “same, how many bottles of foundation u need?”
by Smellyslimeball March 26, 2026
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Guy: Damn, did you see Olixer up there? I wonder if he wants my Ferrari.
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Girl: I don’t care what he has I just want to make him cum.
by Keether November 22, 2025
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