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Office Gash

A female aged 20-30, in an attempt to look business like wears a pencil skirt, high heels, and tight fitting shirt. Generally strut about on their lunch hour looking important but we all know they love it in the back door. Office Gash normally ramps up in the summer months for some unknown reason.
John: Jeez!! Dude where have all these women been hiding.

Dave: Tell me about it, the sun really does bring out all the Office Gash!!
by blathman November 30, 2011
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Box office bomb

Any feature-length film that is considered unprofitable or unsuccessful during its theatrical run.
So, the Powerpuff Girls movie adaption was a box office bomb
by Ryan900USAYT December 21, 2022
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LJ's Office

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.
Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.
by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012
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Oval Office Grab-ass

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.
President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
by jj1221 October 21, 2009
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officer zaddy

Officer Zaddy mean a fine as hell Tim Fucking Bardford.
"What's officer Zaddy doing here Lucy" says Tamara
"Laughs" Lucy
by Chenfordalltheway April 20, 2021
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The Official Emo Anthem

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
This is the song that shows what it means to live. The g-note will always trigger me well is not even a trigger it's a piece of my heart breaking. Another one is I'm Not Okay(i promise) - My Chemical Romance. I'll miss them dearly.
*G-Note plays*

*slams into the wall while screeching lyrics*
This is The Official Emo Anthem. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY! *crystal while family judges silently*
by Chimchim 😊 June 11, 2018
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office space

Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.
I just watched Office Space last night. I love that fucking movie.
by jizzcock June 18, 2003
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