Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the non-offensive swears mug.When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.
Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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Get the offensive item YES mug.Sometimes distasteful, irritating, unpleasant, repugnant to the moral sense, lacking class/good taste/grace, uncouth, or disagreeable to some; but extremely amusing, interesting, humorous, or hilarious to most.
Person A is causing a ruckus and being outlandish in public.
Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."
Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."
Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."
Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."
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by MissM July 11, 2005
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"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
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