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Onside kick

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!
"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".
by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010
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onesies

N. urination. Derived from the term number one. Originally used in the sitcom show Scrubs.
"Sorry, gotta go make onesies."
by Scrubby May 6, 2008
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onesie

a single cigarette sold over the counter by a retail establishment, instead of a pack of 20. useful in New York if you don't have the $8 for a pack. also useful for the quitting smoker who just needs one nicotine hit to take the edge off. onesie's are illegal in some states - eg Illinois 2009
"he sold me a onesie with a cup of coffee"
by mak108 August 22, 2009
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onside

Inside of oneself on the side of you.
Don't go onside of the world because the black hole will get you.
by yourloveralex May 19, 2006
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Onesie

When a girl is so tight, you can only fit one finger in her.
Emma's a Onesie!
by Lateofthepier October 20, 2009
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onesie

One has taken a onesie on one's mobile
by cousinjack49 April 23, 2014
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Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"
"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007
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