occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.

John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian

by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017

occasionaldrinker

A insightful and often misunderstood user on Reddit who often posts well thought out critiques about professional wrestling on subreddits such as Wreddit and the WWE sub. He is frequently slandered as a troll by smarks who are upset he doesn’t share their exact opinions about professional wrestling. It’s earned him the nickname “The salt of Wreddit”.

Therocksays2020: “Occasionaldrinker is such a brilliant poster I’m jealous of his brilliant articulation of the pro wrestling industry”

Dpsnacks: “ Yes but let’s keep calling him a troll because we need to distract that we offer nothing of value to the comment section”.

by MJF’s limo driver August 2, 2022

special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 7, 2017

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania

iti is just literally 1 hour of nothingness then broken by the first 4 notes of megalovania (the sans bossfight song)

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania

by immymooon June 21, 2022

Dressed for the occasion

Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.

Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?

Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!

by gasboddle December 24, 2009

chocolate occasion

The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).

I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion.

by Brian Vaughn November 17, 2009