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online boyfriend

A guy that you have never met in person but you have very strong feelings for, even love. You communicate with him on a regular basis sharing details of your life. You provide each other with emotional support and are very close friends. You also engage in cybersex.
We may have never met, but he's still my online boyfriend because we are love.
by Daisey May April 20, 2017
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blockbuster online

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.
Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?
by dandyprawn March 30, 2018
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Online Pass

A virus that began around 2007 that is spreading among the video game industry, requiring customers to activate a one time pass that is included with new copies. These typically cost about $10. Companies like Warner Brothers Interactive Entertainment, Ubisoft, Sony and Electronic Arts are exploiting this to the fullest extent. There is no justified reason for this. EA would respond by saying "We don't make profit off of used game sales and we're trying to capitalize on it". If I could buy a used copy of a game in 2000 and have the same features as a new copy, then why isn't it the same now? Well how about people that can't afford new copies? People who rent games get screwed over to. I am still purchasing your product and enjoying it the same amount I would if I purchased it new. The only difference is I save a few dollars but get a butt ugly case and a scratched disc. They're making a bad name for the video game industry and bringing it to the ground. They're just money hungry bastards that don't care about their customers.
I bought Dead Space 2 and I wanted to play online but I can't because I bought it used and now I have to pay for a overpriced Online Pass. Screw you EA! You have enough money!
by YellowLemonFish October 13, 2011
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Online Classes

Online classes is literally your school turning your house into a prison
Mom: “You have to do online classes
by carguy772 September 29, 2020
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online Oxford

This is a sarcastic comment regarding online diploma mill degree quality.
Man, which online Oxford did that clown get their degree from?
by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021
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Stands Online

A game on the online gaming platform known as Roblox that is based off of the series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.

There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.

If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
Girl: After I turned on facecam in the Stands Online Discord server the staff offered me free customs!
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
by Bawxol March 19, 2021
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Online School

Absolute fucking hell on earth.

We are forced to do this shit, and the government doesnt care that we are all getting depression, anxiety..
And as a plus, the teachers force more shitty assignments on us that dont even teach us anything.
Jack: I fucking hate Online School. I think I'm getting depressed.
Bob: Me too, me too.
by Gootzie August 7, 2020
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