oaf

A clumsy awkward stupid person

That homo Ronnie is such an oaf.

by tinatino October 9, 2006

OAF

Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.

'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'

by Davisym September 18, 2017

OAF

An OAF is a derogatory term for the elderly meaning 'Old As Fuck'

'The car in front is so slow!'
'Must be an OAF driving'

by asd38 May 22, 2013

oaf

acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

hence, his status of being "only a friend".

"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"

by Robbie May 15, 2005

The oaf

A more pleasant word to replace vulgar words such as the hell, the heck, the f*** etc.

What the oaf is that nigga wearing?
WHERE THE OAF IS MY CHEESE?

by youngboshe September 20, 2015

OAF

An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled.

Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.

Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!

by PittaMan March 22, 2011

OAF

A stupid, uncultured person

You fucking oaf

by ms2148 May 21, 2015