tactile osmosis

To absorb information through active motions of hand, such as typing something on the computer.

Yooni has been typing up all her history notes in hopes that tactile osmosis will prepare her for the final.

by the bestest student ever January 18, 2006

Elevator Osmosis

The process of people spacing themselves equally in an elevator.

"Did you see those people move away from me in the elevator after all those other people got off? I couldn't tell if I had bad breath or if it was just elevator osmosis."

by Barefoot Steve July 21, 2008

Nerd Osmosis

When a person becomes aware of an aspect of nerd culture by simply interacting with nerd communities.

"This Warhammer 40K thing is pretty crazy, how did you hear about it?"
"I don't know. I play a lot of video games. I guess I picked it up through nerd osmosis"

by Koatam October 14, 2020

Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.

Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.

by black2pac March 26, 2021

verbal osmosis

The act of checking your mail, facebook and twitter accounts, checking out the new additions to lolcats, failblog, roflrazzi and urban dictionary, checking nhl and ufc highlights, etc, all while your teacher is lecturing you, hoping that some of the talk that is washing over you will stick in your head.

"Life's too short to listen to this crap. Hopefully i'll accidentally learn enough to pass via verbal osmosis."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

Reverse Osmosis

The extremely rare process in which a woman actually loses weight after getting married and or having children…

Wow, she looks better now then she did before having the kids !!! Talk about "Reverse Osmosis", that breastfeeding thing really does a body good !!!

by Sombeach82 June 27, 2010

Reverse Osmosis

The process of osmosis, or learning something while you are asleep, but the thing/person learning is awake.

Fuck this osmosis shit, sleeping is hard. Reverse osmosis is the shit!

by ManguyManguyguyguy October 13, 2020