optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009

optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

by epausti February 21, 2011

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

optical illusion

seeing things differently than they actually are

I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.

by gie February 5, 2005

optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.

When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!

by ae34 March 25, 2008

opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006