optuse

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.

dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great

by J"truth" January 24, 2009

obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.

I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.

by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.

Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.

by jbushido August 27, 2010

Ball-itch-itis-otus

An condition in men in which the testicles begin to become very extraordinary itchy, to the point that the person effected cannot properly function until his balls have been itched. The female equivalent is "Vag-itch-itis-otus"

Guy 1: So what did you think of the game last night?

Guy 2: Look imma let you finish but I got a real bad case of ball-itch-itis-otus.

by Vanilla James 808 December 25, 2010

Obtuse

The state of being simultaneously high and in a reclined position

Person 1: "hey do you want to get obtuse?"
Person 2: "of course! When and where?"
Person 1: "20min on the boat"

by CHlMlCHANGA June 24, 2013

Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Oousting

Lurking on freshman girls who have to be no less than 3 years younger than the offending party.

Derek's repeated late night journeys to Rosecrans are examples of Oousting, thus earning him the name Ooust 2.0.

by B-Runks February 10, 2009