hang onto it

When a newborn baby is born with the mothers i.u.d. in its hand.

When taking a curve, at high speed, on a motorcycle the rider must, "hang onto it".

by ichi baud February 1, 2023

Onto

In Ireland, it means 'in contact' as in 'was he onto you?' ; it can also mean 'catching someone out' as in 'I was onto him' as in ' I knew what he was up to.' To get onto someone' means to give out to someone.'

it means 'in contact' as in 'was he onto you?' ; it can also mean 'catching someone out' as in 'I was onto him' as in ' I knew what he was up to.' To get onto someone' means to give out to someone.'

by anonymous February 21, 2025

hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020