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Oh My Jizz. Used as a dirty version of omg
OMJ that chode smells like a taco!
OMJ by BigDaddyJBalls June 25, 2010
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Oh my Jonas! Knonw by all JB fans and some non-JB fans too! Used in place of the oh-so popular "OMG"
Girl 1"OMJ! I love Nick!"
Girl 2"OMJ! Me too!"
Miley Cyrus"OMJ!He's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OMJ by megzama2312 May 21, 2009
"Oh my Jonas"
Referring to the Jonas Brothers.
1. OMJ! Kevin is so old! I <33 Nick&Joe.
2. Because America is full of dumbfucks.
OMJ by JEFFYFORSURE August 11, 2008
Abbreviation for 'Oh my Jesus.'
"I totally kicked that satan worshippers ass last night!" "OMJ!"
OMJ by Bill H Black July 21, 2005
An acronym that stands for the phrase, "Oh my jesus!"

Commonly used by Theresa and Oscar while working at Magic Fountain.
Theresa: We're going to need 3 hot fudge brownies, 2 banana splits and a half gallon of cherry italian ice.

Oscar: OMJ! What a fatass!
OMJ by Ozker May 28, 2008
1.Oh my Jashin

2.Twist on the normal OMG by fangirls of the Naruto anime character, Hidan, because his religion's god is known as Jashin.
"OMJ! Did you see that pic of Hidan!?! It's so hot!"
OMJ by xXMusicXIsXMyXDrugXx October 7, 2009