OMJARD

Stands for "Oh My Jard". It's a higher level of "Oh My God".

Pronounciation: Oh My Jar Duh (to emphasise the D syllable)

Originally created by a high school girl in Sydney and it was the most popular phrase in the school.
You need to put three fingers on the side of your forehead and lower them to your eyes level while saying "Oh My Jard".

CC: I am the hottest girl in the world.
DL: OMJARD, are you serious? With all these pimples on your face looking like the surface of the moon?

OMJARD by Tofu Mon October 1, 2008

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Omardeen

The sexiest guy on earth. Can steal yo girl with his brown eyes. A perfectionist.

"Damn yo girl got pulled by Omardeen"

Omardeen by easy_stepper September 14, 2020

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OMJARD • Omardeen • Omtard

Omardeen

A really good buddy who can throw back Run DMC references like no other.

*Sitting quietly* Who's house?
Person pulling an Omardeen: "RUN'S HOUSE!"

Omardeen by smashbutton December 17, 2008

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Omtard

Refered to as a burnt charcoal that smells like bullshit. Usually shits in nigger nuggets without given reason. Sometimes mcfarting and evolving into a mcshit while spreading the ass cheeks open. The farticles are lethal when thou ass cheeks are spread.

That omtard is actually a Coontard

Omtard is a fartfuck

Omtard by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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