omfj

oh my freaking jihad

OMFJ it's christmas season already

by dr sanjay gupta November 3, 2009

OMFB

"OMFB" is an abbreviation of "openminded-fanboy"

An OMFB or openminded-fanboy (or Open Minded Fanboy) is a person who has an open mind without bias AND who promotes the fact that they have an open mind.

Johnny says "You always promote Macs but now you're promoting Windows"

Gerry replies "I'm an open minded person"

Chris butts in and says Gerry is an OMFB"

by ChrisTheFeral May 18, 2009

OMFJ

"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)

Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it

"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"

"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"

(catfight ensues)

by Karly H August 26, 2008

OMFJA

Oh My Fuckin' Jessica Alba

Generally used by guys after watching any Fantastic Four movie.

Jessica Alba was so hot...

OMFJA

by falsepretense876 July 13, 2007

omfsjc

Oh My Sweet Fucking Jesus Christ, similar to omg, omfg, wtf etc.
Created because sometimes wtf just isn't enough.

<person1>hey check this out, www.rotton.com/*anything u like*
(moments pause)
<person2>OMFSJC
<person1>hehe
<person2>theres sumthing wrong wif u

by Old Bean March 29, 2005

omfj

Oh My Fucking Jew.

boy 1- have you finished your math homework yet?
boy 2- OMFJ I forgot

by Melissa Weiner December 29, 2011

omfbl

Stands for "Oh My Fucking Bollycao Lord", it's an expression you can use when you are caught by surprise, and you can't seem to find words to describe your feelings from the shock of it.

"OMFBL was that an UFO?!"

" - Are you ready for the test?
- OMFBL I TOTALLY FORGOT IT"

by EdwardPow_ May 27, 2014