OlfOldO

Squinty round turbines, intertwined within multiple growing chrome circulars. Also, without crying.

"OlfOldO!"
"Olfoldo?"
"OlfOldO!"
"Oh, ok, now I get it... OlfOldo. Yeah, you're retarded."

by therealsag August 21, 2006

Olfson

A Frequently Misspelled word, usually a name. Makes the person who knows how to spell it appear smarter for a bit of time.

Olfsons live very full lives and have many interests. They deal with major issues often and think of it as "normal." An Olfson attempts to be as efficient as possible but spares no money when it comes to health or education.

"How do you spell your last name?"
"O-L-F as in Frank S as in Sugar O-N"
"Ok, let me read it back to you. O-L-S-O-N"
*Repeat a gazillion times*

How frustrating can this get!?! I didn't think this scenario would require an Olfson this soon!

by Sanity enjoyment November 17, 2011

Olfactory Chapeauphilia

A particular aspect of hat fetis centred around the sniffing of hats. First recorded instance :- under the Watchtower in Northampton, ngland, January 2012.

Mary was diagnosed as having Olfactory Chapeauphilia as she sat with her nose pressed upto her doctor's hat.

by Lord_Daemon February 22, 2012

olfaptitude

A measure of the ability of a mother to smell the fact that her son has begun masturbating. Usually due to the socks left stuffed under the bed.

Her high olfaptitude told her Jimmy was coming of age.

by demondrum October 8, 2013

olfie

An old selfie.

-I uploaded an olfie.
-An olfie?
-This selfie, I took it yesterday.

by Hags92 February 10, 2014

olfier

olfier is a 'cool' dude who skips school and fuck bitches and do cocaine

omg olfier!, he's so hot!, oh gosh!, he's such a blood!

by hotgurl1738 May 9, 2017

olfacterrific

smells great

the freshly ground coffee was olfacterrific

by mehmehmeh666 July 13, 2017