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odilf

"Man, look at Brad Pit. He is past 40 and still an odilf!"
"I don't know, Jon Stewart is my example of a odilf in his prime..."
by odilf hunter February 1, 2009
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okiljfisdkjl

The random letters you type when you don't know what to say or how to express what you're thinking, is also used in desperation when no other words will do.
I feel like okiljfisdkjl

I hate this okiljfisdkjl!
by kkkiwwwssssi September 12, 2011
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okiloveyoubye

This phrase/run-on word is used At the end of cell phone conversations between married people or people who have been in a relationship for a longer period of time. Usually the person is on a hurry to get off the phone.

""
Honey can you pick up milk and eggs on your way home?"
"Yes dear, okiloveyoubye
by tjccc June 24, 2014
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Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.
Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019
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Oilf

Shrek is an oilf.
by Spicyspectrum May 18, 2021
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Oilfield Outhouse

The use of a wheel well as a urinal. This is done by standing next to the wheel and putting your hands on the hood and urinating in the wheel well. It is important to look relaxed and even holding a phone helps. It is a good way to urinate in public and look inconspicuous.
While in Chicago on a trip across the country, I pulled into a park and leaned up against the truck in the wheel well and relieved myself in an oilfield outhouse. No one knew what happened and I even sent a text.
by Ryo son August 21, 2011
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Mr. Okil

Mr. Okil is coming!
by Chamba the Awesome February 21, 2011
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