s.m.o.s.

acronym for "Suck me off slow!" A derogatory pphrase usually from a boyfriend to a girlfriend.

She wouldn't get off my back... so I just told her to S.M.O.S.....and then I left.

by Butts-walla September 6, 2015

d.t.s.o.m.f.

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

s.o.m

(SOM) Stands for The Sons Of Mayhem MC, The best 1% MC in GTA there ever was or will be, They are said to have derived from the outlaw Gangs back in the 1800s.
If you see them... Keep clear!

Oh fuck, Its S.O.M

by Mutiles September 7, 2018

s m o k y b r o w n

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

by terror the retard August 21, 2017

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

M.O.S.H.

Money over snake hoes

fuck M.O.B. what it really is M.O.S.H.

by carlvskansas July 6, 2011

M.O.S

Multiple Orgasm Syndrome -

An ever-looming threat that hangs around the corner for all of us. Happens whenever we see someone wearing a comically sexy outfit such as jorts or socks and sandals. Results in a lot of cumming and moaning and is uncontrollable.

"Bro you shouldn't wear those jorts you don't wanna give the ladies M.O.S."

by ahahano October 12, 2019