Nature's Nyquil

Masturbation

I can't sleep without some of Nature's Nyquil.

by Logansanwolvie May 19, 2009

Nyquil

A good cold medicine, to bitch-slap a cold with. I killed a bottle of Nyquil in 2 days, and on my second bottle of it.

2 bottles of Nyquil keeps a doctor away. Don't drink it on the job, because you might fall out drunk in front of your boss, and co-workers. It happened to me, when they found me passed-out drunk in the breakroom. Robitussin sucks. Kiss your cold good bye!!!!!!!!!

by Saints December 9, 2008

Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.

“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Colombian NyQuil

Instead of swallowing an ambien for sleep, you crush it into a nice powdery line and snort it for instant effect.

Guy 1: Hey man I have to go to sleep like right now. I have to be up at 6 for work.

Guy 2: Do you want a shot of whiskey to fall asleep faster?
Guy 1: I’m way ahead of ya. I’m taking a Colombian NyQuil . Be out in a minute

by Les Carroll August 31, 2020

nyquil chicken

It’s chicken cooked with NyQuil it’s truly delicious.

“That NyQuil chicken I had yesterday was fucking bomb”

by ZachDoYouKnowCandice? October 24, 2019

NyQuilshuffling

Akin to robotripping, NyQuilshuffling is the abuse of the cold medicine NyQuil in order to become intoxicated. Vaguely described in the song by They Might Be Giants, AKA Driver.

John: Dude, is Bob over there Robotripping?
Steve: No, he's NyQuilshuffling. You should probably confiscate his car keys.

by Gulstab May 10, 2009

nyquilbation

is when you are trying too sleep so you take a hit of nyquil an watch porn to masturbate an then off asleep.

last night i try to sleep but didn't so i nyquilbation. an was out like a light.

by saint381 March 9, 2011