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number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)
After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!
by Armen N August 7, 2006
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numbersexual

Someone who experiences sexual enjoyment from doing math problems.
That numbersexual was moaning while doing his math homework.
by classholes November 26, 2014
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Rule Number One

In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!
by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009
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Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
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Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.
omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!
by Karonaway December 3, 2007
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Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.
You're my number one star.
by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008
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Parkjongseong number one fan

Park jongseongs number one fan is the one and only heterosexual4jay she is the definition of jays number one fan you search up jay and she pops up right next to him 😂💯
Heterosexual4jay is parkjongseong number one fan

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by JASS4L January 16, 2022
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