nub

A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.

lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?

At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...

by WeAllHate Z November 11, 2008

Nub

A finger that is missing the first joint(where the finger bends)

Kyle:Bro how did u get that nub on your ring finger?

Arin:Got into a cooking accident and cut off the first joint...

by Nubby nuberton June 6, 2011

Nub

Newbie, spelt with even less letters to emphasize the extreme shitiness of someone. Sometimes confused for a stump left by a severed limb.

He needs an aimbot to get frags! What a fecking nub...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Nub

when a guy takes too many drugs, but can still F**K. His penis turns into 1/10th of the size of original stature. His penis turns into a nub.

Put your nub away!' 'Look at your nub

by union of nub February 23, 2011

nub

A newbie, esp. one that is too stupid to be called a newb.

Note that nub is not pronnounced "newb" or "noob". "Nub" rhymes with "sub" and "tub".

New players who are ignorant are called newbs. Players who are not new but still ignorant are called nubs.

by Isurus May 4, 2005

nub

a person who is bad at everything/an insult

nub

by Li´l child February 25, 2019

nub

when you play against a dumbass, loser, scrub who needs to uninstall.

Also comes from greek word: Noob

OMFG THIS GUYS IS SUCH A NUB!

by UnkownGuy123 September 6, 2016