norking

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.

Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?

by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009

norked

to hook up with an out of towner.

i heard that girl got norked last night at that party by that gymnast kid

by mugrootberr June 19, 2010

norks

Boobies, breasticles, breasts, tits, puppies, gazongas, babylons, call them what you will, and I personally have a great pair.

Should have renamed 'em years ago as NORKS!

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

"Check out the norks on her!"

"Scuse me love, you've got a great pair of norks!"

by Posh birds do it better October 20, 2005

Nurskee

(Verb) Having sex with your good friend's mom, because they absolutely insisted you do it.

Friend: If you don't go in that room and nurskee, than the world will cease to exist!

You: Really? Well, if it is to save the world, It must be done. Now if you will excuse me, I am gonna go nurskee like a champ!

by Modest Maniac October 5, 2011

Norsworthy

A Norsworthy is a person who is a sex master. He is quiet if you don't know him, but he is the loudest person in the world when he makes a touchdown in the bedroom. In fact, a Norsworthy's dick is so large, is is likely known as cockzilla!

Wow, did you see Mr. Norsworthy today? I wish I could get with that...

by IAMAWESOME2 April 23, 2015

NorseBoo

Someone who really, genuinely thinks that ancient Nordic Culture is somehow superior (note, not just cooler) than a modern day culture.

Me: wow, i sure love living in this great city of Warsaw, Poland
Norseboo: Damn, if this were 700 years ago, I would have raped and pillaged the shit out of this city

by swenks_ November 16, 2018