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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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Normalicy

the state of being where things are how they should be.
After going through many drummers, travis and kyle returned to normalicy by letting eddie back in the band
by travis November 23, 2003
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Normalgeddon

The opposite of weirdmaggedon
Normalgeddon had replaced Weirdmageddon. Bye Bye BILL
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 12, 2022
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Normality

Normality is impossible. Normality is an illusion. Nobody is normal and everyone is weird in their own way UwU
I don't believe in normality, for it isn't really possible. Everyone is weird in their own way.
by TheRandomLad November 9, 2019
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Normalist

A person who isn’t interesting in woke bullshit and just wants to exist in peace
Woke woman: ReeEeeeeEEEEe
Normalist: Please make it stop
by BrodieHasA SmallPenis February 19, 2021
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normality

to have things be normal again or average.
we want our country to regain a since of normality and stop interfering with other countries unless absolutly nessesary
by Bill Rieger September 19, 2007
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