Nordic Tug

When your girl puts her hands in the freezer then gives you a hand job.

Damn brah, Sally gave me the most frigid Nordic Tug ever last night! I think my dick has frostbite!

by Not Mark Twain April 21, 2016

Nordak

The god of misery.

My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Nordmark

A member of a large, predominantly female family with Scandinavian roots, usually comes with freckles. Sweet, helpful and family-oriented.

"What a huge family! And so helpful and sweet!"
"Yeah, they're a real bunch of Nordmarks!"

by Aelish McDonald February 8, 2010

Nordic Ski Girls

The Nordic Ski team girls beat all the boys and they are wicked hot!! They are the hottest girls in school and they wear crazy SPANDEX!! All girls wish they could be as fast as they are and all guys wish they could get in their spandex!!

guy 1: Did you see those hot girls getting on that bus yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!

by jgj May 28, 2007

Nordeast

A slang term for Northeast Minneapolis, Minnesota; A wonderful artsy neighborhood in Minneapolis, MN. The neighborhood used to be dominated by eastern european immigrants. It has now changed to a cultural hotbed of many different nationalities. The neighborhood has a section know as the "arts" district, which is full of art galleries and bistros. The neighborhood is also known for having many bars and churches as well as the famous Grainbelt brewery buildings. In 2010 Schell"s brewery(owner of Grain Belt beer) released a beer called Grain Belt Nordeast, to commemorate the beer"s heritage rooted in our neighborhood. Nordeast has the lowest crime rates of any part of minneapolis, but with the constantly evolving nature of minneapolis, who knows what will happen a few years from now?

There's a bar or church on every corner in nordeast

by BrenneyMan October 9, 2010

Norianna

Hot, beautiful, Intelligent, Athletic, Cutie. Girl of your dreams.

|Nor-e-an-uh|

My girl is a Norianna, like straight up.

by Duh Mann May 11, 2011

nordical

something that relates to the scandinavian countries or to nordic skiing. often used to describe an item of clothing used in nordical skiing when worn doing something other than nordic. it usually describes sweaters, spandex, or extremely sexy suspender pants

nordic dude 1: "check out that full body spandex"
nordic dude 2: "yeah, those chicks are so nordical"

by princessflower November 25, 2010